its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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