Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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