I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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