no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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