My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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