So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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