Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my being single is dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize