he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Do vagina's smell?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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