I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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