Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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