he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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