this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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