I bet he comes in French.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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