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i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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