Fuck appropriateness.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
