I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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