I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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