They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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