wakey wakey hands off snakey
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
