can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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