We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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