You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It's shark week go big or go home
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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