Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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