"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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