She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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