Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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