I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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