you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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