did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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