We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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