So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Farmville is her only friend.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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