I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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