Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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