You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He did a backflip because drugs
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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