let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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