Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry my hands just texted you
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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