8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He felt like a one man threesome
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i believe in u and ur pee
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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