how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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