Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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