what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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