God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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