So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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