This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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