Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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