I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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