best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Randomize