I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
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p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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