I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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