I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize
