well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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