Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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