its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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