Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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