Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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