My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
zippers are such a cool invention
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
