for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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